It’s ok to openly pee in the parking lots….. if you are old……. and native.

When driving in the rain, aim to hit as many puddles as possible so that passing pedestrians will be struck by water. Extra points awarded if you drench the poor bastard.

Driving in the rain does not mean you should be cautious. In fact, you should drive much faster than normally.

It is now ok to drive in reverse on the wrong side of the road for the length of one street.