Why white guys get Asian women

No need for a description, it speaks for itself.

Because the schools in Japan are not heated!

Only the class rooms and the teachers’ rooms are. That’s it! At least if one heater breaks only one class or room full of teachers have to suffer…….

Yep, in Japan it’s soccer time. In fact, it’s any sport’s time. Middle of February? What? Does that matter? Let’s go outside and do it up! Snow? Who cares!

Can’t ever say I was a fan of spring soccer starting in March, but January and February were indoor season!

Ride a bicycle with an umbrella?

Side note, it’s illegal, don’t do it.

Even if you see all the locals do it,… I know, it’s tempting. That is until the wind pulls the umbrella from your hands and you end up crashing.

Huh? School Bus? What’s that? We walk or bike to school yo.

When traveling in Asia, be sure to always have a spare roll. By roll, I mean tissue paper.

P.S. Remember, just because the airport bathrooms have all the pleasantries does not mean the rest of the country is the same.

Learning appropriate driving etiquette is very very important. When seeing someone fix their hair during a green light, you should let them continue. Even if it means you must sit through the next light. Hair preparation takes precedence on the roads. Texting is also quite a valid reason to be allowed to sit through an entire green light. Remember, when in Rome, do as the Romans do.

P.S. Lessons learned in various countries do not apply to the U.S…….. sometimes.

More On Driving in Japan:

The Japanese Police:

Please use caution when driving. Blue lights mean go, but be cautious. Yellow lights mean stop. Red lights mean stop. Remember, do as the Japanese do.

Typical Driver:

What’s a Blue light? Yellow light, move it or I’ll cream you. Red light, oh *$#@ was that a pedestrian?