Times Past

P’owning [audio:http://www.minimatt.com/audio/teh_pwnerer_teh_noob_song.mp3] A post dedicated to guys like Vathana, Ian, Kyle, Pat,… and maybe Marc if he ever reads this. P.S. I could so see Viera singing this thing.

Working Women:

I have to say out of all the countries I’ve been to thus far, I find women to have an exceedingly profound visibility within the Japanese workforce. Now, just to clarify, I am referring to the everyday job. The higher paid positions I wouldn’t have a clue only because it’s not as if I work [...]

Michael Jackson

So the other day I used my aweosme Japanese skillage. I had the most intelligent conversation ever! Then I came and said “マキャルジャクソンは人参です.” “Michael Jackson wa ninjin desu”. My teacher just stared at me and laughed. I said, “Real encouraging!” Here’s what I really said,… I guess with all the surgery he had it isn’t [...]

SNL

I was never a big fan of watching TV but I have to give some credit to SNL for getting me to laugh on numerous accounts. Watch your back before you eat. SNL Skit

Bird Bombs Away!

Now mom always told me never look up when a bird flies overhead. She also said if you did, it could get you in the mouth. Well, today I did the exact opposite, I looked. Sure enough, I got the chance to see a crow missile with a perfect arch in my direct path of walking. [...]

Welcome to Thailand: Phuket Edition

Now for Phuket, I figure this is the best time as any to bring up Thai women. Thailand is a huge destination for men being that you can easily find a companion to travel with you. Of course, you have to pay (the employer for their missed time at work and the food they happen [...]

Welcome to Thailand: Part 2

Next are the sites! The architecture is amazing. Honestly, I have never seen buildings that can even match (yet) the ones in Thailand. They shine brightly in the sunlight and have all sorts of intricate designs and artwork. It was all very eyecatching. When in Bangkok, the must sees are Wat Pho, and the Royal [...]

Aspiring Artist

“Wow that’s really unique Faye. Is that a mugshot or your version of Picasso?”